Few things make me laugh: filthy humor, porn bloopers, and tech fanboys working themselves into masturbatory frenzies over whose technology kicks ass, and how the other guy's brand simply sucks sweaty ball-sacks. For the ladies, sorry but you're well-too-behaved in this arena; boys duke it out like it's just as important as cock size, while the ladies sit on the sideline secretly videoing the confrontation for a midnight Youtube and Facebook embarrassment.
If there's one fanboy cum-fest that's gone beyond any other in the past 2 years, it's been the iPhone and its demigod-like status. No matter how much empirical evidence shows up regarding poor network quality and Draconian app store policy, not to mention non-removal battery, less-than-stellar memory capacity, and the latest you’re-holding-it-the-wrong-way antenna woes, the iPhone fantards suckle at the teat of Apple, practically unable to speak without their eyes fluttering as they blast baby batter into their boxers.
At least someone out there has some sense to provide a pragmatic view. Brian Maupin is a Best Buy employee who's might just get shit-canned because of an iPhone- and fan-bashing video featuring the EVO, a phone that kicks iButt, with service that rivals AT&T at a lower price point. Brian’s animated video is beautiful, featuring a brainwashed iTard begging for an iPhone, ignoring all the amazing features missing from iPhone, where EVO simply destroys it in features and price.
Why is Brian going to get fired? Apparently, Best Buy is worried about him disparaging a brand they stand behind. Yes, he puckered up his little brown eyeball and pumped a corn log right down the iPhone's gullet. But... where in the video is any mention of Best Buy? This is simply a satirical, highly opinionated video by a guy who doesn’t drink the Kool-Aid.
Feel free to give Brian a shout-out on twitter (@beemop) – I know I will!
Here it is, for your enjoyment: Brian’s iPhone vs EVO. Thank you, Brian, for a great bit of entertainment that actually made me laugh.
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