Hello Constant Flatulators! Tonight I've decided to fart at exactly 9pm (that's 0100 UTC, for my globally gassy friends).
Please join in and fart with me. Who knows... maybe someone next to you will rip a good one right as you blast a trumpet solo. You can then give each other that secret nod that says, "yeah... I read the blog."
Please post a comment on here after you've ejected your quality methane.
Smell you at 9!
PS - I ate General Tso's Chicken with a beer chaser. It's busy fermenting in the Pits of Hell, building up some good pressure.
UPDATE: I managed to fire off a wet bubbler. I was alone at the time, so you'll have to trust that it was quite zesty! Next time I do this, I'll figure out how to make it more immersive - maybe I'll record an MP3...
